Welcome to Norman Giller's blog

 

This is where I will be waffling when the mood takes me in between providing insightful comments on the Spurs Odyssey website. I was until recently the resident columnist at the prestigious SJA (Sports Journalists' Association) website, but I have  handed the baton over to the next generation, with fresher views of the helterskelter world of sport than this geriatric hack. If you wish to comment on any of my comments, please email me at author@normangillerbooks.com

Thank you.

 

By normangiller, Oct 5 2017 07:29PM

Here is the introduction to my latest book, 'How to SELF Publish. Trust me, I'm an author.' ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlS0Q_qHhKo


This is the 105th book from my fairly prolific pen, and I am sharing the secrets of getting published because I don’t want to see would-be authors getting ripped off.


I have had best sellers, slow burners and pulped flops during my 60-year writing career, and I recognised earlier than most that self-publishing was the way to go in the fast-changing world of the printed book.


I started out with a portable typewriter and carbon paper back in my early days as a reporter in the hot-metal era of Fleet Street – when it was the Street of Ink and Drink.


In 1973 I tunnelled my way out of the Daily Express – where I was chief football reporter – to concentrate on a freelance career as a television scriptwriter, sports statistician, boxing publicist and author.


A member of the This Is Your Life scriptwriting team for 14 years, I had my first book published at the age of 38 in 1978, and have since averaged two-and-a-half books a year, while also filling acres of newspaper space and TV screen time.


I now want to help YOU get published, with advice and guidance that comes from years of experience ... and all for the price of a cheap lunch.


My opening message to you is: “Beware the profits of doom.”


I want to draw your attention to the fact there are scores of rogue publishers among the genuine experts offering help on line to get your book into the shops. They will willingly take your money and leave you out of pocket and regretting what should be an enjoyable experience. Many I discover have never had a book published the traditional way, and are the bland leading the blind. Trust me, I’m an author!


Self-publishing can be a minefield, but I will show you how to navigate through it and get on to the bookshelves without everything exploding in your face.


Take my words for it.

By normangiller, Oct 5 2017 06:54PM

This is the 105th book from my fairly prolific pen, and I am sharing the secrets of getting published because I don’t want to see would-be authors getting ripped off.

I have had best sellers, slow burners and pulped flops during my 60-year writing career, and I recognised earlier than most that self-publishing was the way to go in the fast-changing world of the printed book.

I started out with a portable typewriter and carbon paper back in my early days as a reporter in the hot-metal era of Fleet Street – when it was the Street of Ink and Drink.

In 1973 I tunnelled my way out of the Daily Express – where I was chief football reporter – to concentrate on a freelance career as a television scriptwriter, sports statistician, boxing publicist and author.

A member of the This Is Your Life scriptwriting team for 14 years, I had my first book published at the age of 38 in 1978, and have since averaged two-and-a-half books a year, while also filling acres of newspaper space and TV screen time.

I now want to help YOU get published, with advice and guidance that comes from years of experience ... and all for the price of a cheap lunch.

My opening message to you is: “Beware the profits of doom.”

I want to draw your attention to the fact there are scores of rogue publishers among the genuine experts offering help on line to get your book into the shops. They will willingly take your money and leave you out of pocket and regretting what should be an enjoyable experience. Many I discover have never had a book published the traditional way, and are the bland leading the blind. Trust me, I’m an author!

Self-publishing can be a minefield, but I will show you how to navigate through it and get on to the bookshelves without everything exploding in your face.

Take my words for it.

By normangiller, Sep 9 2016 12:32PM

And now for something completely different. Those of you who know me as a sportswriter of 50+ years standing (and sometimes nearly falling) may be surprised to discover that my latest book (No 102) is a novel about love, lust, war, peace, class and, above all, revenge. It will first be available as a digital download and, later, as a paperback. I wonder if I can hook you with this screen shot of the opening page:


By normangiller, Jan 14 2016 11:03PM


Following the recent publication of my 100th book, several journalists and would-be authors have asked for advice on self-publishing. I am going to revisit some old guidelines I gave on line in the past and mix and stir them with up-to-date tips based on more recent experiences. So now that my autobiography – Headlines Deadlines All My Life – has been safely packed off to the printers, here comes the hard-learned Giller Rules on publishing, based on mostly pleasurable but occasionally painful adventures:


GILLER RULE No 1 is that self-publishing should be your last resort

Only go down the self-publishing route if you have exhausted mainstream publishers, who can be trusted to give candid appraisals of your book proposal.


GILER RULE No 2: Be honest with yourself

If you are collecting a fistful of rejection slips, ask yourself what might be wrong with your book. Have you given birth to a book that only a mother could love? Try to look at your book through neutral eyes and ask if it is sufficiently interesting to sell. If not, pack it in right now and turn to your next venture. Just that sentence alone could save you many hours of anguish, and thousands in cash.


GILLER RULE No 3: Know your market

These days when you present a book proposal to a publisher, you should go armed not only with your manuscript and a well-constructed synopsis but also a marketing plan.


“Commercial” was a dirty word when I entered the world of publishing 40 years ago. It would be whispered only in the sales division, while the editorial executives would never sink that low.


Now the first thought of any publisher considering a book is: “Will it sell?”


Publishers have shot themselves in the foot by allowing supermarkets into their cosy world, giving cut-price books the same standing and stature as a tin of baked beans. And then there are monsters like Amazon, who would sell your granny if the price was right.


See it as your job to tell your would-be publishers how and where your book will sell. Ask not what your publisher can do for you, ask what you can do for your publisher.


If it’s a book on fly-fishing, submit along with your manuscript a mailshot list of every major angling club in the land. If it’s a book on village cricket, list every village cricket team you can with a contact name and address. Thanks to Google and the informative internet, this is now a simple task.


GILLER RULE No 4: Don’t be a plonker

If you fail to hook the mainstream publishers, move down the chain to the smaller outlets but approach them with your eyes and ears open. Don’t allow your ego to let them publish your book without getting the deal you deserve. Think Delboy: “Don’t be a plonker all your life, Rodney.”


Tap into the investigative journalist inside you and do your homework on the publishers. Make sure they will represent you and your book with more than just lip service. Talk privately to other authors they publish, and look at their promotions and sales presence in places like Amazon.


Consider getting yourself an agent, but remember they are even fussier than publishers these days and they will want a cut of your advance and royalties.


Randall Northam, vastly experienced publisher and writer, is a former SJA Treasurer, and the type of trustworthy man you want to do business with. But he is not a charity, nor is he a vanity publisher. If he does not think a book will sell, he probably has good reason. Make sure you have a book that has appeal before you approach a publisher like him with a preliminary letter or brief but informative email. Remember, if you bore them with your approach they are sure to feel your book will be boring, too.


I can also recommend the brother and sister team of Paul and Jane Camillin at Pitch Publishing. They will give an honest assessment of your work, and discuss a fair deal if they are interested.


I have never paid to have a book published, but if you feel you have to go down the road, make certain your contract is watertight. There are hundreds of vanity book publishers waiting on the World Wide Web to relieve you of your money.


If you find yourself crashing against the traditional publishing wall, then your last resort should be self-publishing, the world in which I am currently cocooned.


And that brings us to …


GILLER RULE No 5: Do it yourself

Self-publishing should mean just that. Self-publishing. It is chickening out if you put your project in the hands of one of the scores of self-publishing services that are mushrooming online. That should be called Team Publishing … and the “team” will drain your pocket. Be selfish and hands-on in every aspect of the job.


The rule of thumb for me is if I know I can be virtually guaranteed selling 1,000 books, then I will go ahead with the project. If not, I will look for a new outlet for my energy.


Here is a check list of what you need to do:


Choose your specialist subject, confident there is a market for it and that you know how to target your readers. Forget about novels. It’s a fact that fiction does not pay in the self-publishing world, unless you have the 51st Shade of Grey.


Select the size of your book, remembering the more pages and stiffer the cover, the more the postage. See if you can get yourself a deal with a company like ParcelForce or UPS.


Get quotes from several printers, making sure you have somewhere to stock the books and a means of distributing them. Don’t be lured into ordering a bigger print run than you need because you are tempted by the way the unit cost comes down the bigger the print order.


I recommend Antony Rowe/CPI, of Chippenham in Wiltshire. They are not the cheapest, but I reckon they are the best. Don’t forget cheapest can work out dearest in the long run if you pick an unreliable printer. Your first contact at CPI should be sales executive Andy Howarth (stp@cpibooks.co.uk).


There are scores of printers offering deals on the internet, but my experiences with CPI have only been good. They also specialise in Print-on-Demand, where your risks are low but hardback books are extremely expensive to run off. PoD paperbacks are the way to go, but less satisfying than a litho-produced hardback.


CPI have an excellent fulfilment service, which means I can leave all postage, packaging and delivery details to them. I have downsized to a doll’s house, so do not have stock room. Obviously if you can do the posting and packing yourself, it will be cheaper, but I know that there is nothing more depressing than to have unopened boxes of books jamming your spare room and garage for months on end.


Work only with a printer who has facilities to accept PDF files, and lay your book out with a printer-friendly program. Adobe InDesign is the trade favourite. This has a facility to turn your file into an ePub format for the downloading world that is revolutionising the publishing business. But it’s a fairly crowded market out there with literally thousands of authors joining the eBook publishing party every week. Suddenly everybody considers themselves a writer. For every Harry Potter fortune being made, there are a million writers picking up peanuts.


Pitch to distributors such as Gardners of Eastbourne and Bertrams of Norwich, and also go for individual deals with selected shops (if, for instance, it is a book about Southampton Football Club, you would make personal contact with the manager of every bookstore in the town).


Set up a website promoting your book. If you have to farm that out, I suggest you are not cut out for self-publishing because your overheads will beat you before you start. You do not have to be Mystic Meg to know there will be a strengthening marriage between the internet and cyber publishing, and without a working website you will be dead in the water.


Write your book, and then get on with the all-important selling and marketing. Join Facebook but mind how you tread, because they block you if it’s obvious you have commercial reasons for being on there. Tweet, send press releases to radio and TV stations and local newspapers (few nationals will publicise self-generated books). Here’s a fascinating stat for you: in the last month I have blitzed Facebook and Twitter with promotional posts about my 100th book. I have sold a few hundred to Facebook Friends. Sales so far from Twitter contacts? Uh… just two.


Remember to allow two dozen books from your print run for promotional purposes. Go into specialist forums where your book subject might attract comment, and butter up the webmasters, offering exchange links.


Don’t forget to purchase an ISBN through Nielsens, put aside a pot for the photographs, bear in mind the fact that some bookstores take 53 per cent of your cover price, and that most bookshops work on a sale or return basis … so all the books may come back to you, and then you need reserves to pay for them to be pulped.


Dare you fly without having somebody you trust copy-edit, and also do you need a legal check? Only you can decide. Even with all my experience I have managed to let a howler through with my 100th book, misspelling the name of TV presenter Fred Dinenage. How?


Self-publishing is hard work yet exhilarating and sometimes rewarding. I made a tidy profit on my Lane of Dreams book about the history of White Hart Lane, but then got carried away and ordered a reprint. Big mistake. Everyone likely to buy such a book had already bought it, from me. Unless you have struck an oil gusher, just stick to your original target, hit it and then move on to your next project.


I hope you are booked for a successful adventure.


Publish and be famed.


(If you would like to take a gander at my 100th book, you can buy it now on Amazon or direct from me post-free at http://www.normangillerbooks.com/#/my-100th-book/4567099727 Thank you)


By normangiller, Nov 18 2015 06:00PM

As La Marseillaise – swollen with English voices – rang around Wembley last night, I wanted to reach out and hug every one of the 71,000+ spectators, players, journalists and broadcasters who kept the show on the road, while the easiest solution would have been to call the whole thing off.


When the sickening reports were flooding in of the atrocities in Paris I wanted to throw in the towel, and I argued that the international against France should be cancelled and the drawbridge pulled up.


This gutless old git was wrong, and all those who defiantly went to Wembley were the heroes of the night. France understandably played with their minds still paralysed by the appalling events in their capital, but by going through with the game they had the greatest victory of their lives.


You could warm your hands on the emotion emanating from the spectators, who had to show character and courage to attend the match in what was a climate of fear. Who knows where the next bombs will explode and bullets be fired in what is escalating towards all-out war, so the trip to Wembley was a challenge that I would have ducked.


What happened on the pitch was nowhere near as important as the fact that they managed to get the game played, but I will admit to jumping out of my seat when Delle Alli scored that first goal of his career for England with his thunderbolt shot.


You just might know that I have Tottenham leanings, and am aware that Alli is the real deal – along with Harry Kane and Eric Dier, the grandson of the late Football Association powerhouse Ted Croker and a midfield anchorman of thoroughbred quality.


At White Hart Lane we are having bets as to how long it will be before Real Madrid come calling with the chequebook, with Alli, Kane and/or Dier on their shopping list. They have recently, of course, persuaded Gareth Bale and Luka Modric to join them with offers too good to refuse.


But bright manager Mauricio Pochettino will not want his young squad broken up as Spurs prepare to build a Tomorrow's World £450m stadium, with a near-60,000 capacity and a revolving pitch that will allow for an NFL franchise.


Take it from me, Pochettino's Pups are a couple of seasons off becoming a dominating force in the Premier League.


Unless, of course, the Real Madrid target becomes head honcho Pochettino himself.


Watch this space.




IT WAS like welcoming back an old friend this week to receive in the post a copy of the football classic, The Soccer Syndrome. First published in 1966, it is being relaunched coming up to its 50th anniversary.


The book was sent to me by Leo Moynihan, journalist son of its author John Moynihan, who died following a car accident in 2012 aged 79.


I urge today's younger generation of sportswriters to catch up with the book to experience a master of our sports writing profession at work and play.


On revisiting it, I discovered the magic of John's descriptive artistry is not diminished by the passing half century. The son of Bohemian-inspired artists, John painted the book with a broad brush, and it reminds those of us of a certain age why we fell in love with the Beautiful Game in the immediate post-war years.


He decorated the sports pages of the Sunday Telegraph for 12 years after working at the London Evening Standard as a gossip writer, and he had Chelsea-blue blood that never thinned despite suffering through their musichall joke days.


The book is about much more than the Chelsea rollercoaster seasons. John writes about the colourful characters who used to populate football before it became sanitised, and captures an era that was a mixture of eccentricity and innocence.


There is a memorable description of how a girlfriend was breaking up with him in a café in Paris while he was trying to catch glimpses on a flickering black and white TV screen of a 17-year-old Pelé making his 1958 World Cup debut against Wales in Sweden.


That was when you could sit calmly in a romantic Parisian setting without fear of being shot.


There was only one John Moynihan. I strongly recommend you get to know him in his classic book, published in a £9.99 paperback format by Floodlit Dreams http://www.floodlitdreams.com


Then you can come here to my website and buy my 100th book, Headlines Deadlines All My Life, but – hands up – it's not in the same class as the Moynihan masterpiece.


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